Twitter Poems

just had the same conversation yesterday with an anthropologist friend.
Doing research at the library is fun for all ages!
I need to Practice active listening skills with my boyfriend
bbtw, I cant see the ends of your messages?

when i”m give up lol, he already have a girlfriend…
si, and sadly I will understand it in both languages
I love going for walks and catching up with friends.
only with registration do you get access to statutory damages

oh bummer, did you get caught in that crazy downpour?
No doubt its gonna be chaotic tonight here at universal
The big party is going to start in one hour

Fortune cookie: Enjoy Life. This is not a dress rehearsal.
does this get to you or am I wasting words?
back from church, had an awesome time in the Word!

Adam Lambert from Idol is really good if you listen!
they”re following you o_O how come your not driving back?
What a gorgeous day outside. Walking down to el giganten
Still cannot contain her excitement over the Michael Schumacher comeback!

…it aint "baby fat" if your baby is in kindergarten
Don”t you just hate it when people don”t leave feedback?
i find myself wishing for a new bike quite often….
LMAO I DELETED MY OLD ONE =[ BUT IM BACKKK

benvenuta! Yes, this is where i”ve been hiding from facebook.
Been busy so much..haven”t even realize that weekend is over…darn..
what? What”s that? Didn”t know I had a new look…

interested in Wordpress. Is it difficult to use or learn?
well @FannyBanany if I don”t @o0hsnap will kick my ass
I am an expert in procrastinating, top of my class!

Thank you all for your prayers. She has been located
i hate my neighbours…….STUPID CONSTRUCTION…i hope their house falls down
Been away. Rumors of my death were only partially exaggerated.
#iwillneverforget When Dru Hill used to be on the countdowns

I wish I was. You have to keep me updated!
headed to @theparishroom with my girl @lsladeatx for the getdown
heyyyyyy mama! call me asap 6096727255 its important, bizz related
Can somebody plz DM me the address for The Beatdown??

Oh no! The horror of not knowing what to wear!
So that”s what California does to people. Good to know.
Now on Faction: Wake Up by Story of The Year

I have a bad headache. Damn!! just wanna sleep now…
My prayers are with all you guys preaching this morning!
pic video tape cmon I”m stuck in da A raining

RT @EMarketingGuru: An optimist is the human personification of spring
so far only guys won if i am not mistaken
What”s with dichroic glass? It”s everywhere and kind of boring.
Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?

Okay sike, on my last twenty. Not wasting on springs
what happened to my camera after the picture was taken.
as long as you don”t send them back for laundering.
err…@justin_kailey you would share a b-day with clay aiken

Hi everyone, its almost 430am and im STILL at work
Me and slim jim are waiting on a wedding…not ours
I was definitely there..and in rare form TOO. lmao @Tiwaworks

I know…its been so quiet over the last 24 hours!
tthts just wonderful you never see that much anymore!
Love your comedy, but love your football writing even more!

she promised me toblerones and little potatoes… I”ve seen neither…
See you at Commencement! And congrats to your sister!
Two people waste those time that need to waste together
It wasn”t a rock–it was a rock lobster!

Yeah, I don”t blame him. I wouldn”t want that either.
at 6..u comin by the store..if soo I”m on register
now it”s bright and sunny. gotta love New England weather.
no go to sleep the day will go by faster

Ahaha that was such a good interview. Lamb revels anyone?
black cat just literally walked in front of me.. FML
Ive had an Early Morning Today - Hows Everyone?

I will wake up in no later than 5 fours.FML.
RT @barrymoltzDoing an Interview now with @eeUS on my books
Craigslist might take that pavement somewhere, or another fake facebook….

does anyone have tips on how to get more followers
Gate change. Moving to H9. Update your Outlook calendars accordingly.
Hello! How would u describe inside No.10 in 140 characters?
were are you? your not with me. haha just kidding

the hardrock never disspoints when it comes to creepy lurkers.
I was under the impression they also got government funding?
can”t do anything right for you. this friendships in tatters.
Having some ice cream — a welcome distraction from coding.

i did beat him but NIKE took all the tapes
Surprised someone very special…and she deserves all that and more…
He needs some winkle-pickers to go with the drainpipes

CAN”T SLEEP…WHAT DO U DO WHEN PERCOCET DOESNT WORK ANYMORE
if I could marry grey goose right now. I WOULD
I would pretty much star your morning if I could.

Going to watch Prison Break soon. So many plot twists.
my faves are The Real Me and Time and Punishment.
Yes. They”ve held us together this long, hope it lasts!
just fall in love with James McAvoy…incredible performance in atonement

Aha! U were writing when I was replying, see @southwestscreen
back home with an iPhone and 55 kilos of disappointment
Like this fellow: @bjflanagan He is streaming some fascinating posts.
At work way too early. Damn early morning dentist appointment.

Plus I use Spaz which notifies me of new tweets.
o yea have you bought anything from yesasia before k.face?
Why do they call them animal crackers? Crackers aren”t sweet.

I would like to see her, i miss her face.
Well, there”s Lisa, but I”m not a fan of hers….
He needs to constantly prove to himself and the others

That”s it. I”m getting a new outfit for the party.
hi guy so busy with my work…hays i want vacation
it is long and sometimes slow…but…it has its funny parts
Believe or not to believe that is the real question.

Would he were gelt that had it, for my part,
If you have to ask that, you”re not paying attention.
Havnt been tweeting in a while. My lifes falling apart…
Rockin to lean on me at my cuz”s wedding reception.

boreddd. Making lunch. Anybody wanna do anything today or tonight?
wishes she could hear @thadmc say I Quit The iPhone
a bit faded/excited for tomorrow/very sleepameepy. what a lurvely night.

I hate webinars when some idiot wont mute their phone.
I can see thousands of pigs floating above the sky!
Turns out I didn”t just dream drinking all that whisky.

i prefer, i haven”t had a cunt all night drinkstable…@#3drunkwords
Want to work. But want to not want to work.
Damn. U eva been so drunk u can”t forn words.
I didn”t know that you are interested by IETF works

i“ve graduated to carrying 4 plates at once. word.
been fluffing about on FaceBook, paid bills, time for housework.
SOMEONE not pointing fingers *max* forgot his email and password.
Staying positive and helping others get connected with my network.

doesnt hate odd numbers, but thinks they can be annoying…
I“d been using Slacker Radio, on occasion. Is Pandora better?
guess its got to be you that does the bullying!

Oh yeah? I wish I knew his name on twitter.
damn lmao…u may as well have brought your own drinks
i will if you finally get me that birthday drink.

you wasn”t talkin to me boo but what you doin
Worried about which door it is into the smaller room
I ATE THERE LAST NIGHT SIS…IDK THATS WHERE YALL GOIN
Apparently, I”m not cute enough to chat in a chatroom.

grabbin Chicken Tiki Masala @ Lahore Karahi in the Tenderloin
of course! but that one”s hanging in my bedroom.
do you think @dboselli or @natrin would want to join?
will not go upstairs by herself to use the bathroom.

Is super nervous about this interview! Foot better rock his!
hm. I”m hungry… pot noodle time for me lecker
- Oh yea. You confused me! Who is this?

I would be too. Especially with my Obama bumper sticker.
yea i saw that! thats unfortunate. hope she gets better
whats up man, I didn”t know you were on twitter