Twitter Poems

should have said no to the last glass of makers
ask julian that”s his daily life. Just kidding @rexanimate7
i“m so glad that the nuggets is beating the fakers
i can”t get one because mine is my laptop soulmate.

someone tell me ways to get rid of a stalker…smh
doobon – RT @alexisstar86 maybe its her pic mate
I said that nigga @reallamarodom is back on the lakers
just had a fun dinner at Binalot with his officemates.

I live…I”m sure u”ll break necks. Duh! Ur my sissy
yeah very true… No moving to LA. Bi-costal living.
Me either. Saw one last night that said NOFTCHX. Classy.

wow what is up with these odd dreams im having
The Web should be Django. The Web would be better.
Anyone who knows Renee Morrill tell her to get twitter.

Note to self: Never fry food with no top on….Ouuuuch
To remember where I parked: by gap kids and sears
yeessssss send me ur email ill send it to youuuu
I need a picture that is not so innapropriate. idears?

Has a BIG annoying pain in her right arm ouuuuuccccchh!
On my way to meet with coach conque. Daaaa bears.
Show in Pomona tonight was solid. Bakersfield tomorrow. Touuuuur!!
Imagine what you can do when you conquer your fears!!

Details will not be disclosed publicly, but it”s very interesting.
ahhh my fav too especially right out of the shower*
that is correct, you can change it in the settings.

thanks. It runs fine up to 3000RPM, then wimp power.
Another one of them nights. Can”t sleep.

Things gotta change.
is suddenly in the mood to go fishing. how strange..

asking God to do the miracle IAsked Him this weekend
is contemplating entering some photos for a small photo contest
Only 3 days to work – after this PARTYWEEKEND
side note…24 days. Amazing! I”m SO proud of my bestest

are we doin something w jeans this or nxt wkend?
seriously I just laughed out loud! She was the greatest!
Back in the darlo. Hope you”ve all had nice weekends!
Is that kind of like usability testing the usability test?

I“m excited to see the new Harry Potter movie tonight!
what I”m famous for…lazying around when I SHOULD be cleaning
4:15 an im still awake… hmm had a good night..

thanks again for the pics…hope u have a great morning
But since you said goodbye polka dots fill my eyes
Watched a proposal last night at Suba. She said yes.

so you think you might drop this perfect life early?
should have said no to the last glass of makers
don”t worry Aaron has been sipping too much black pearl
someone tell me ways to get rid of a stalker…smh

so quiet with out my lil man. miss him dearly
Please keep me posted on the LDODN call for speakers
i didn”t @reply you because you can see it CLEARLY
I“m sure it is lol I would have went bonkers

….so she brought a lot of this stuff on herself…
DDont worry your not, millincolin kicks ass
watched planet of the apes…it was actually good…i surprised myself.

Trying to finish this 5 page paper for ethics class!!
with @marcelzwiers prepared tomorrow”s meetings; VOB/DOK morning and Rijkswaterstaat afternoon
building a update to my blog site, should finish soon

To remember where I parked: by gap kids and sears
but now I love it. What are your favourite songs?
#liesgirlstell This old thing, been in the wardrobe for years
Sung by Richard Harris. Should have stuck with acting. #worstsong

Buddhist proverb: When the student is ready, the teacher appears…
Is in the car with the IPOD worshiping to Hillsong!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE GOT THAT WHITE GIRL YALL! THAT BRITNEY SPEARS
lol no you said the other song what other song?

Lol! Take away his PS3 until he learns to sleep.
I seem to be losing a lot of people lately
just had a nap, and it made him more sleepy??

They are so dense and don”t appreciate quality music. Unfortunately!
oooohhh we crossed in the twittersphere with the same thought
I thought he was ace! deffo should have gone throught!

just had the same conversation yesterday with an anthropologist friend.
Doing research at the library is fun for all ages!
I need to Practice active listening skills with my boyfriend
bbtw, I cant see the ends of your messages?

when i”m give up lol, he already have a girlfriend…
si, and sadly I will understand it in both languages
I love going for walks and catching up with friends.
only with registration do you get access to statutory damages

oh bummer, did you get caught in that crazy downpour?
No doubt its gonna be chaotic tonight here at universal
The big party is going to start in one hour

Fortune cookie: Enjoy Life. This is not a dress rehearsal.
does this get to you or am I wasting words?
back from church, had an awesome time in the Word!

Adam Lambert from Idol is really good if you listen!
they”re following you o_O how come your not driving back?
What a gorgeous day outside. Walking down to el giganten
Still cannot contain her excitement over the Michael Schumacher comeback!

…it aint "baby fat" if your baby is in kindergarten
Don”t you just hate it when people don”t leave feedback?
i find myself wishing for a new bike quite often….
LMAO I DELETED MY OLD ONE =[ BUT IM BACKKK

benvenuta! Yes, this is where i”ve been hiding from facebook.
Been busy so much..haven”t even realize that weekend is over…darn..
what? What”s that? Didn”t know I had a new look…

interested in WordPress. Is it difficult to use or learn?
well @FannyBanany if I don”t @o0hsnap will kick my ass
I am an expert in procrastinating, top of my class!

Thank you all for your prayers. She has been located
i hate my neighbours…….STUPID CONSTRUCTION…i hope their house falls down
Been away. Rumors of my death were only partially exaggerated.
#iwillneverforget When Dru Hill used to be on the countdowns

I wish I was. You have to keep me updated!
headed to @theparishroom with my girl @lsladeatx for the getdown
heyyyyyy mama! call me asap 6096727255 its important, bizz related
Can somebody plz DM me the address for The Beatdown??

Oh no! The horror of not knowing what to wear!
So that”s what California does to people. Good to know.
Now on Faction: Wake Up by Story of The Year

I have a bad headache. Damn!! just wanna sleep now…
My prayers are with all you guys preaching this morning!
pic video tape cmon I”m stuck in da A raining

RT @EMarketingGuru: An optimist is the human personification of spring
so far only guys won if i am not mistaken
What”s with dichroic glass? It”s everywhere and kind of boring.
Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?

Okay sike, on my last twenty. Not wasting on springs
what happened to my camera after the picture was taken.
as long as you don”t send them back for laundering.
err…@justin_kailey you would share a b-day with clay aiken

Hi everyone, its almost 430am and im STILL at work
Me and slim jim are waiting on a wedding…not ours
I was definitely there..and in rare form TOO. lmao @Tiwaworks

I know…its been so quiet over the last 24 hours!
tthts just wonderful you never see that much anymore!
Love your comedy, but love your football writing even more!

she promised me toblerones and little potatoes… I”ve seen neither…
See you at Commencement! And congrats to your sister!
Two people waste those time that need to waste together
It wasn”t a rock–it was a rock lobster!

Yeah, I don”t blame him. I wouldn”t want that either.
at 6..u comin by the store..if soo I”m on register
now it”s bright and sunny. gotta love New England weather.
no go to sleep the day will go by faster

Ahaha that was such a good interview. Lamb revels anyone?
black cat just literally walked in front of me.. FML
Ive had an Early Morning Today – Hows Everyone?

I will wake up in no later than 5 fours.FML.
RT @barrymoltzDoing an Interview now with @eeUS on my books
Craigslist might take that pavement somewhere, or another fake facebook….